Tuesday, June 17, 2008
The Promised Land
Why is it that every time a bug lands on me it happens to land down my shirt into my boobicles? Why not my leg? Or my shoulder? I was just outside with Samantha and when I came in I felt a little tickle. I looked down and sure enough there was some little beetle setting up camp in my shirt! I don't appreciate this!! I'm not sure if Ashly was in the room with me or not but she remembers in Jerusalem when a spider decided that was a cozy place to be and I flew 10 feet in the air screaming until he fell out and I stomped his little guts out!! They're really not that large or impressive little bugs! May I suggest finding greener pastures. Thank you!
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I'd bet your boobicles look pretty impressive to a bug....oh snap! Very funny though.....and just how big was that spider in Jerusalem? I want to crap in my pants just thinking about it.
he he. I remember the spider in jerusalem. I vote that Andy makes a post on here letting us all know just what is so impressive about your boobies - - from a bug's perspective, of course......
oh my gosh you are so FUNNY! I am peeing my pants cuz I can totally see you telling this story in person. I love it! So reunion or not?
I ran into val at maceys and she was asking about all of us art city crazies, she is so cute! Well I hate to say it but better your boobies then your butt!
Mich,
Nope, no reunion! I'm cool like that. I miss Val! I'd love to see her again. Oh, and by the way, in Egypt my friend had a bug in her pants biting her butt. It was hilarious!!
Oh, and Ashly, I'd love for Andy to post but I think he likes to keep my boobies to himself!
You are just making me laugh as I sit here. As soon as my life slows down a bit I would love to get the kids together!
There is only one thing I can think of...all bugs must be male.
That is the best laugh i have had in days and days!!!!!Mount Tabor,,,correct?
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