Do you want to know what I was thinking about this morning? Do ya? (Yeah, probably not, but I know that you are hooked now! I know that you are so curious as to what has been stewing in my mind that you just can't turn away now! Try it, I dare ya! You can't! HA! THAT, my friends, is called an excellent climate-set opening! Learned that in my BYU course! So there!)
So, where was I? Oh yeah, my asinine thoughts, that's right.
This morning I was thinking about pajamas. I wear pajamas a lot. LOVE THEM! Every year for Christmas Eve Andy buys me a new pair of pajamas. For the past 6 or 7 years he has chosen pajamas from Victoria's Secret. I am convinced that his thoughts were as follows:
"Oh la la! Look how lovely these buxom ladies look in their pajamas! Kristi isn't QUITE that stacked, but she does have nice feet.....maybe, JUST maybe, if I buy her these pajamas she will transform into Heidi Klum. Let's give it a shot! CLICK, purchase!"
He must have been massively disappointed the past 7 years.
This year I got pajamas from Costco.
They are very soft though.
(Authors note: These ramblings are the ramblings of a crazy woman and do NOT reflect the attitude or opinions expressed by Andrew C. Higham. At least I don't think so. Do they Andy? DO THEY?????)
4 comments:
Inside Andy's head:
"Don't they feed these poor girls? They all need a sammich! $50 bucks for flannel PJs? Oh, but you'll throw in a pair of free slippers? Nice try VS, I did that a couple of years ago, and those slippers were shredded in a week. Oh, and Kristi gave me a total budget of 50 bucks to spend on her for Christmas. If all I show up with on Christmas morning is a pair of VS jammies, Santa's going to have to give me a lift on his sleigh back to the North Pole to escape her wrath. Hey, these Costco jammies are SOFT! 15 bucks? DONE!"
LOL
I love my husband!!!
I'm wearing VS pjs right now. Jesse got them for me from Christmas! ha. And then I loved them so much that I bought myself another pair. It was sale time though - $30, not $50.
I LOVE Costco. I also love PJs, but I always manage to shrink them so every pair of pajama pants I own is at least 2-3 inches too short. Way stylin', I know.
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