Being a wife and mother and a few pounds heavier than I was at 20 (I use the word "few" very loosely) tends to do wonderful things to the confidence you have in yourself. And by wonderful I mean TOTALLY CRUSH YOUR CONFIDENCE!!!! That being said, I noticed at the swimming pool in our hotel today that the cute teenage lifeguard was possibly checking me out!!! What??? That doesn't happen anymore! Especially in a swimming suit! So, I went on feeling a bit confident in myself for a while.......I may have even strutted a bit (of course, I WAS holding my 3 year-olds hand and heading to the kiddie pool, but logistics don't matter when you are strutting.). Then, it dawned on me!! Just a few moments earlier I had rocketed down the water-slide in such a stunning torpedo-like fashion that my swimming suit slipped.......and showed some boob. Just a bit of nip. I knew this because, a. I could feel it, and b. Andy was watching and told me he saw my ninny (then he giggled like a 10 year-old boy!)!!! Mr. Lifeguard was sitting RIGHT THERE with full view of the water-slide passengers as they exited. So I realized: cute teenage lifeguard wasn't checking me out cuz I looked good.....he was just hoping for another peep show!!!!
Farewell confidence......I barely knew thee!
5 comments:
Oh my gosh!! funny and horrifying all at the same time. i believe we have all had those experiences. it happened to me in the swimming pool. and while no one but matthew saw i was so mortified.
Hey, boost that confidence right back up: it must've been a good peep show.
that's funny! I needed a good laugh!
ninny or no ninny, he was checking you out!!!
Yesterday at Target I found myself staring at a teenager's VERY flashy belt buckle. I looked up in time to see him start to crack up. He thought I was staring at something else entirely, although in the same general neighborhood. So I guess It goes both ways.
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