All of you who feel I deserve these shoes from my adoring husband who has left me alone with the children for 11 days please leave a comment below letting Andy know. A simple AYE will suffice.
Seriously...Andy, buy her the shoes before you even step foot back home...it might slow the blows of anger that could very well follow from a mother left alone for 10 days! And come on, won't her legs looks super sexy in those bad boys...just do it (peer pressure rocks!)
As you know I RARELY comment on these blog things. But I just had to on this one.
Andy, if you do get Kristi the shoes, be sure to buy a pair for yourself. Then perhaps both of you can discuss the different hair colors and styles of Perez Hilton for hours on end. MAN UP! Don't give into the dull droning pleadings of the wife.
Get her a good pair of gloves so she won't get her hands dirty while changing the oil and rotating the tires in/on your cars. She'll appreciate the attention and thought you pretended to put into the gift.
Be sure to tell your secretary to pick out a nice color work glove for Kristi. Be specific in your instructions and write them down for her, you know who you're dealing with in this purchasing task. I don't need to say any more about that, no need to get the filly's reading this upset; even if it is for just a few moments (attention span of a fruit fly). If they do get upset, you men can help your little woman forget the anger in a nanosecond by showing them something shiny.... like a paperclip).
Remember, clean hands are more important than sexy shoes when she's ironing your clothes!
Oh, and don't let Liz know I wrote this.... she thinks I'm still polishing her shoes. I finished that hours ago!!! I don't have to rearrange her sock and undie drawer for another 30 minutes! Life is sweet!
Tim. Oh dear sweet Tim. I find your comments both horrific, and hilarious!!! No worries about Andy caving into the pressure though, yesterday he asked if I would "rather the hottie shoes or a bunch of junk from China.". I'm quite certain I'll be getting a suitcase full of Chinese junk.
Bummer, I got busted. Somehow "she who must not be named" found my post. Now I have to categorize all the dust bunnies under the beds by color and size by 8:00 tonight! And it isn't going well with Sam licking the green pile all the time.
At least now I have faith that Andy will survive the dreaded shoe scare. Perhaps he can bring you some of those delicious snack treats we saw during the Olympics!
On another note, how come we've never had any of those amazing cookies?
Since you will soon be sending the cookies all over the world to customers, perhaps, in keeping with high quality control, you should test the process to see how well they make the trip prior to sending out a few million. If you happened to send some a short distance, say to Antioch CA, so the recipients (I know two) could provide feedback on shipping quality, packaging, taste, texture, gooeyness etc. after shipment, then you will have the utmost confidence of a fresh product for your customers. More importantly, you would have the highly coveted "Tim" seal of approval!
Or, we will eat some when we get up there for football! Only 4 months away, yippee!
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Screw the Aye....I say hell yeah and damn skippy!
Get her the shoes, Andy.
they are v. cute. go for it. but somehow I am not sure the "air" feature will be too evident.
Seriously...Andy, buy her the shoes before you even step foot back home...it might slow the blows of anger that could very well follow from a mother left alone for 10 days! And come on, won't her legs looks super sexy in those bad boys...just do it (peer pressure rocks!)
I sprain my ankle just looking at the picture---but Andy if Kristi has strong enough ankles, then she deserves them.
Aye Aye Aye! We will send pirates after you Andy if you don't buy these shoes!
As you know I RARELY comment on these blog things. But I just had to on this one.
Andy, if you do get Kristi the shoes, be sure to buy a pair for yourself. Then perhaps both of you can discuss the different hair colors and styles of Perez Hilton for hours on end. MAN UP! Don't give into the dull droning pleadings of the wife.
Get her a good pair of gloves so she won't get her hands dirty while changing the oil and rotating the tires in/on your cars. She'll appreciate the attention and thought you pretended to put into the gift.
Be sure to tell your secretary to pick out a nice color work glove for Kristi. Be specific in your instructions and write them down for her, you know who you're dealing with in this purchasing task. I don't need to say any more about that, no need to get the filly's reading this upset; even if it is for just a few moments (attention span of a fruit fly). If they do get upset, you men can help your little woman forget the anger in a nanosecond by showing them something shiny.... like a paperclip).
Remember, clean hands are more important than sexy shoes when she's ironing your clothes!
Oh, and don't let Liz know I wrote this.... she thinks I'm still polishing her shoes. I finished that hours ago!!! I don't have to rearrange her sock and undie drawer for another 30 minutes! Life is sweet!
All I can say is, "I am soooo sorry!"
Tim. Oh dear sweet Tim. I find your comments both horrific, and hilarious!!! No worries about Andy caving into the pressure though, yesterday he asked if I would "rather the hottie shoes or a bunch of junk from China.". I'm quite certain I'll be getting a suitcase full of Chinese junk.
Bummer, I got busted. Somehow "she who must not be named" found my post. Now I have to categorize all the dust bunnies under the beds by color and size by 8:00 tonight! And it isn't going well with Sam licking the green pile all the time.
At least now I have faith that Andy will survive the dreaded shoe scare. Perhaps he can bring you some of those delicious snack treats we saw during the Olympics!
On another note, how come we've never had any of those amazing cookies?
Since you will soon be sending the cookies all over the world to customers, perhaps, in keeping with high quality control, you should test the process to see how well they make the trip prior to sending out a few million. If you happened to send some a short distance, say to Antioch CA, so the recipients (I know two) could provide feedback on shipping quality, packaging, taste, texture, gooeyness etc. after shipment, then you will have the utmost confidence of a fresh product for your customers. More importantly, you would have the highly coveted "Tim" seal of approval!
Or, we will eat some when we get up there for football! Only 4 months away, yippee!
Definitely! Post a picture of yourself wearing them when the time arrives...please.
Oh, I am in complete agreement...you should totally get them. Maybe he should throw a pair in for me for agreeing!!! Yes, I think so!
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