Follow these easy steps to achieve your desired weight on "The Kristi Diet".
1. Get stressed about your upcoming trip with the kids.
2. Get even more stressed at the thought of your husband being gone for 10 days.
3. Develop 4 giant canker sores in your mouth from the stress that cause too much pain to eat.
4. Starve
Bada Bing! A quick and easy 4 step process to loosing all the weight you want!! It works for me!
3 comments:
That sounds almost as fun as my "get- cryptosporidum- from-a- public- pool- and- get- so- sick- that- I- wanted- to- die" diet. I lost 14 lbs in 4 days....no lie! But again, I was thinking that death at the time was a better option. So sorry for your stress, but hey, at least you lost a few lbs.
ugh - - sounds fun!!!
You crack me up!
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