I love being married because you get to have conversations like this:
Andy: "Should I be concerned if my pee is nuclear orange?"
Me: "What did you eat today?"
Andy: "Greek food. Yellow rice and chicken with a yellow sauce."
Me: "I'm not sure that would do it and do it that quickly. But if you keep peeing that color for a while you should probably be concerned."
Andy: "Ok. I didn't flush it so you could take a look at it."
Me: "Wow, how thoughtful. Thank you."
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So funny!!! Isn't it true though...your conversation topics change dramatically once you are married!!!
A. Kristi loves all that medical crap (surgery shows, etc.), so it was perfectly logical to assume she'd be interested in the freak of nature.
B. It was freaky! I was particularly concerned that there was blood in there (yellow & red make orange you know), and I thought she could perhaps provide some input on the subject. or just use it to mock me openly on her blog.
he he -- - that's funny.
I'm not mocking you baby! Just pointing out how comfortable we are with each other that we can discuss our pee!
so I personally as your sister and sister-in-law, find that to be TMI-lol
Let me guess...there was a lot of saffron in the Greek food?
no never mind...I don't want to perpetuate this conversation at all.
I love it! We are completely this open about our bodily functions, too. I can totally imagine Peter wanting me to check it out, as well. =)
Oops, that last comment is actually from me, Maile. I'm using my bro-in-law's computer.
I'm finally reading through all your posts and going post-a-riffic crazy! It's been awhile! Things have been crazy since we got back! It was so good to see you guys! Any news from England? I'm secretly praying they offer you a job in Columbus. And P.S. tell Andy that orange pee can indicate a horrible bacteria that eats penile tissue...just be aware. :)
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