Monday, June 23, 2008

Sasquatch

Poor Andy. He has to deal with Miss Sasquatch for the next week. I know I wrote a horrible post about my horrible leg waxing experience, but I'm doing it again! Last time the waxing lady (Frau Pain) said she wasn't sure my hair was long enough to wax! Are you kidding me??? When I walked my thighs were starting fires! Little herds of deer had made homes in the forest that was growing on my legs. Not long enough?? So, for good measure I'm growing them a couple days longer this time. It's driving me crazy already and I still have until Friday. If you see me and my leg hair wraps around your ankle and trips you, I apologize in advance!

Stay tuned because I'm planning on taking Andy's fancy phone (with the keyboard on it) to the appointment with me and writing my post LIVE from the House of Wax!! If I can see through the tears that is.

4 comments:

Maile said...

I so wish I was there to be tripped. ;)

Ashly said...

GOOD LUCK!!!

Florrie said...

Seriously???? You are crazy lady! I can't justify that kind of pain...I'd rather just shave every day. Is it worth it?? When I had my second child, the nurse told me that she's had ladies have their waxers (?) come into the room after they had their babies while their epidural is still working to wax their legs. Girl, if it's that painful.....you can count me out! Good luck, though. Can't wait to read the play by play!

Unknown said...

You must be a glutton for punishment!
Yikes, bad enough you have enough to wait for the hair to grow long(which would really creep me out btw) but then the pain to top it all off. You ought to just epilate. On your own schedule whenever you want, same results and less pain since it's only yanking the hair not the hair and your skin...JMHO