2 Assinine Arguements with a 3 1/2 year old

Samantha : "Is this tomorrow?"

Me: "No, this is today, Friday. Tomorrow is Saturday."

Samantha: "No, this is tomorrow, MOM."

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As we were driving to a restaurant for lunch we passed by a car dealership.

Samantha: "Momma, I want to eat at that restaurant." (She says as she is pointing to the car dealership)

Me: "No honey, that is a place where you buy cars. We'll be at the restaurant soon."

Samantha: "No, you don't buy cars there, we eat there."

Me: "Whatever."